Sky Demotivational Poster
HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?
SKY DIVING RULES TO LIVE BY -
SERENITY - Burn the Land, Boil the Sea; You can't take the sky from me.
SKY DIVING - No matter how high you jump from, it's always the last half-inch that will hurt the most.
YOU DON'T NEED A PARACHUTE -
A LONG TIME AGO - in a galaxy far, far away... Okay, it was Tijuana
2 METERS? - You gotta be shitting me
THEY LOOKED SO COOL - But they sounded like Roxette.
VADER - He's been using the force !
A DICTIONARY - The Jedi would still be alive if they had only looked up the meaning of the word 'Balance'
BAD DAY -
NOTAM... NOTICE TO AIRMAN -
NEWSPAPER TAXIS - appear on the shore waiting to take you away
CHAT BOTS -
GETTING FRISKY - Keep your paws off me!
REALIZATION - That all those rules we fought so hard... Are probably the reason we're still alive
HUSKY LAUGHTER -
MATERNITY - Luke I'm your Mother
CONFESSIONS - SANDUSKY "Father, forgive me! I've been sexually molesting young boys for years and years." PRIEST "I don't understand. What's the problem?"
LUST - Well, we must have something to feel during Skyrim breaks.
LOVE - Showing It With Flowers Would Have Been Less Dangerous
A RISK WORTH TAKING -
SKYNET - If you change it to "Siri" it's even scarier AND more realistic.
ZEN TEACHINGS SKYDIVER -
THE DWEMER DID IT RIGHT. -
RAN A MARATHON, HUH? -
JEDI'S - They Taste Like Chicken
HEY DAD - HOW'D YOU GET THAT COOL ROBOT HAND? COME HERE SON, AND I'LL SHOW YOU
OVER? - Did you say over? HELL NO!
LOFTY PERCH -
HEAVEN? - Not today
SOME PEOPLE - If at first you don't succeed... skydiving isn't for you.
SKY WRITERS -
WE ARE DOOMED! -
AMAZING - There's not a cloud in the sky
BAD LUCK -
SPORT IN HEAVEN -
SAGE ADVICE - "Remember, if at first you don't succeed - never take up sky-diving." — Les Barker
BECAUSE... - It scares the hell outta the dogs!
DARTH VADER - Father of Luke....and Buzz Lightyear?
BILL CLINTON - He's gotten more than you ever will.
SOMEBODY CALLS YOU -
SKYDIVING - BECAUSE DOING IT WITH PARACHUTES ISN'T EXCITING ENOUGH
FOREPLAY - If you're enjoying my rampage through your hills...just wait until I go downtown!
SMOKEJUMPER - When extreme sports meet firefighting
WHISKY AND CIGARETTES - Admit it, it looks fucking SEXY...
DAMN FLY - I'll get you this time
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NERDS -
STUNT WORK - Always risky, but it has it's rewards
LUCY IN THE SKY -
THE STRANGER -
BLOOD RAIN -
IRONWORKING - not for the faint of heart
THE SKY IS FALLING - Missed it by that much !
SKYDIVING - Letting Gravity Do it's work.... Let's just hope your parachute dosen't malfunction
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED -
CHICAGO - Better Than Your City
Listen carefully.... -
This isn't flying -
I AM FEELING VIOLATED -
Sky Pilot -
When I Die -
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane ... It's Super Cat! -
TOP HONORS -
Spirit In The Sky -
PHOTO REVIEW -
THE A-1 SKYRAIDER. - Because no one ever got close air support by calling in Twilight Sparkle.
RONNIE VAN ZANT - IF IT’S YOUR TIME TO GO, IT’S YOUR TIME TO GO -
I SAID I WANTED FRIKKEN SHARKS -
LEAD DOG - Unless you're it.... The view never changes, which is okay. if you're into that sorta thang.
PERFECTION - Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. (Benny Hill)
STRAVINSKY - "His music used to be original. Now it's aboriginal." --Sir Ernest Newman "My music is best understood by children and animals." --Igor Stravinsky
AIRMAN - I found his picture on R.S.V.P.
EMO THERAPY -
BAD CHOICE -
I LOVE THE MOUNTAINS - I love the clear blue sky
NOPE - I'll ride a mule to the bottom. Not going out on it
7861 - a sad story made by a great band. go look up the lyrics if you havent heard it
SONIC TRAIN - the flying train HAS achieved sonic boom.
MICRO-SKYPE - Free and Easy Phonecalls?
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